Messy hair

Messy hair, specific humans, and a snuggly blanket.

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Guy in my class:
Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher:
You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy:
Well...yeah.
Teacher:
Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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